Perfect for April Fools Day or Halloween parties!
Recipe #1 (Kitty Litter)
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup butter 1 egg
Eggs Extra Large Brown
2 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
1 (32 ounce) package wheat and barley nugget cereal (e.g. Grape-Nuts™)
1/2 cup crushed ramen noodles
In a medium bowl, Microwave the honey until it bubbles. This may take up to 1 minute.
Stir in the molasses, butter and egg. Beat until smooth.
Stir in the flour, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves until combined. Then add the dramatic additions of your choice such as coconut, ramen, chocolate chips, or peanuts. Chill dough until firm.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Roll dough into logs about 3/4 inch in diameter. Cut into pieces the approximate length of cat poop. Roll pieces in the cereal, place on an unprepared cookie sheet, and bake for 10 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven.
Serve the cookies in a (brand new/unused/cleaned) disposable cat litter box, on a bed of cereal, with a (brand new/unused/cleaned) litterbox scoop. Add plastic flies, and dip the litter scoop in chocolate for added fun.
Recipe #2 (Cat Poop)
1/2 cup honey
2 cups all-purpose flour
2/3 cup butter
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 egg
Eggs Extra Large Brown
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup wheat and barley nugget cereal (e.g. Grape-Nuts™)
Microwave honey on high until bubbly (about 1 minute). Stir in the margarine. Add the egg and mix well. Stir in the flour, cocoa and vanilla. Mix well and chill dough for several hours in the refrigerator.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Roll chunks of the chilled dough into cylindrical shapes in order to resemble cat poop. Roll cookies in cereal and place on ungreased baking sheet.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 10 to 15 minutes. Serve cookies in a (brand new/unused/clean) litter box on a bed of malted barley cereal. Use a (brand new/unused/cleaned) litter scoop to remove cookies.
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